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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

Tuesday, Sep 30   ( 473643, )

jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

Tuesday, Sep 30   ( 437458, )
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Tuesday, Sep 30   ( 265083, )

legalwifi:

talking with your crush like

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Tuesday, Sep 30   ( 80365, )

croutoncat:

you think im makeup

without any pretty on

Tuesday, Sep 30   ( 201689, )
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Tuesday, Sep 30   ( 82185, )